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Einstein entrevista Rui Zink


«Não faz mal, eu espero, tenho tempo.» «Estou em pouco atrasado, mas estou a caminho. Estamos em Portugal, não é?» 

E -- Mr. Zink, is it true the rumor that you were a bad student on maths?

RZ -- No.

 
E -- How came you invented these concept of reversed time?

RZ -- Shit happens.

 
-- Did your friends really believe they could stop the time?

RZ -- Yep.

 
E -- I suppose your comrades had any background on imaginary numbers...

- RZ -- Nope.

 
E -- Have you by chance read my books on relativity?

-RZ -- No.

- Do you agree with my concept of a fourth dimension composed of time-space?

RZ -- No. Time is absolute, and it requires absolutely no space.

 
E -- Could you please comment my conclusions? Do you think they are still valid for those days?
 
RZ -- 1) No. 2) Who cares?

E -- Do you believe time is relative?  

RZ -- I SAID time is absolute.

E -- How would you demonstrate it, if you didn't know my theory?


RZ -- Easily. 

 

E -- Which Lab made the statistics about the sucess of the FF?

RZ -- Instituto Nacional de Engenharia.

- Aha!
 
E -- Thank you and see you on my next orbit.

 

 

RZ -- Adeus.

Note from the editor: 
Mr. Zink pretends to be very funny. Let's see if he's smart enough to explain these facts: how came that his email message with these answers was posted on the 5th july at 12:04 and didn't arrive until 9th july  at 11:23? Do you still pretend time is absolute?


Por favor, envie as suas perguntas ou respostas sobre esta comunicação para einzink@felizes.com .  Serão respondidas publicamente dentro de 1 hora.

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